rider profile:

John M

Name:	John M
Nicknames:	Wombat Bum, Lizard Lips or what ever else the other 'arf comes up with
Current Bike:	Yamaha YP 400 Majesty scooter
Previous Bikes:	A red Suzuki 350 made in the late 70's..don't know what model it was, a Honda CB 360 and a Hyosung GT 250
Best Bike you've owned:	My present Scooter
Riding Since:	Born again rider in the last 2 years... love a mid life crisis! 7 in total.

Riding background: Mainly country riding in NZ and recently in Vic. Don't do cities well.

Worst accident: Hit a horse on a freeway in NZ around 1982. Horse was ok, the Honda was a bit miserable.

Current car: VW Polo

If you could have any bike, what would it be, and why: Probably the 2008 Yamaha T MAX Scooter. Why? Performance AND the storage darling! Room for a pony under the seat.

What is your most prized and important possession: my health!

What item do you worship the most: don't do worship.

What is the best thing that has ever happened to you: Meeting my man 23 years ago... schmaltzy I know but I'm ever the romantic.

What is the worst thing you have ever done: Told him I was pregnant so that he'd marry me... still waiting... for the ring and the baby.

Best commercial: anything with dogs

Hottest actor: The dog who played along side Tom Hanks in Turner & Hooch.

If you were given $10,000 for plastic surgery what would you have done: foreskin replacement and probably have my tongue tie snipped!

If you could choose your parents who would they be and why: Mike and Carol Brady from the Brady bunch... such a cool house! And Greg would have been such nice big brother. Is that too shallow?

What do you wear to bed: a neck to knee Winceyette Nightie with draw strings top and bottom to keep out intruders!

When did you come out: Was never in. My parents told me I was gay... really!

Teenage crush/idol: The boys from Bay City Rollers. God, I can't believe I've told you.